Delivered Cold in Houston

River Oaks · Memorial · West University · Bellaire

You’ll be the one
who found it.

A Texas non-alcoholic sparkling wine, ordered now and brought to Houston by hand — delivered cold to thirty homes across River Oaks, Memorial, West University and nearby the week of October 19.

Only 30 cases

Six bottles · $28 each · No delivery charge

Friends at a sunlit lunch table with CLINQ ZERO poured

The Houston Delivery

Chilled in our fridge,
into yours.

Not shipped. Not left warm on a step.

  • River Oaks · Memorial
  • West University · Bellaire
  • Tanglewood · Afton Oaks

Thirty cases only · No delivery charge
Ordered now, delivered the week of October 19

30

Cases. That’s the whole Houston run.

Thirty is how many I can fit in the car and get cold to your door in one week in Houston. Not a marketing number — it’s how many the drive allows. When the thirtieth is ordered, the Houston run closes.

A Texas brand, delivered by hand

Texas born. Texas first.

CLINQ ZERO is Texas born. It was built here, for the way people here actually entertain — long lunches, full tables, and the expectation that everyone gets handed something worth drinking.

Before this goes to a distributor, onto a shelf, or into a box headed out of state, it goes to Texas homes — by hand, cold, from me. Houston is thirty of them.

Which means there are thirty houses in these neighborhoods that have it. If you’re the one who brings something good, this is yours before it’s anyone’s.

Chilled CLINQ ZERO bottles in a cooler on a Houston front step

What it tastes like

Like wine. Because it starts as wine.

It begins as a fine California Pinot Grigio — a real wine, made properly, the kind you’d pour on its own. So it tastes like one. Green apple and pear, a lift of citrus, and the clean dry finish that grape is known for.

Then the alcohol comes out without heat, and it’s carbonated. That’s the whole process. No flavoring added, no sugar added to cover a flat base — because the heat never destroyed anything that needed covering.

A crisp, dry sparkling wine that earns its place on the table and stands up to the occasion you opened it for. Lower in calories and lower in sugar than traditional sparkling wine.

GrapeCalifornia Pinot Grigio
NoseGreen apple, pear
PalateCrisp, a lift of citrus
FinishClean and dry

What it’s for

The table you were already setting.

  • 2 pmBook club, where nobody wants to be two glasses in before pickup.
  • 11 amThe shower, where the mimosa station is doing a lot of pretending.
  • ThuLunch that runs long because nobody’s found a reason to leave.
  • AnyDinner where one person isn’t drinking and shouldn’t be handed a glass of water.

Real wine. The alcohol is the only thing we took out.

A guest turning the CLINQ ZERO bottle to read the label

What happens at the table

Someone will pick it up and ask.

They always do. It’s the bottle nobody recognizes, and by the second pour somebody has turned it around to read the back.

Here’s what you tell them

“Most non-alcoholic wine gets cooked — they boil the alcohol off, and the heat takes the aroma with it. So they add flavoring back to cover it. This one was never cooked.”

That’s the whole thing. We take the alcohol out without heat, so the aromatics stay where they are and no flavoring has to be added to hide what was lost.

It costs more to make. That’s the entire product.

Anto Li Brizzi, founder of CLINQ ZERO

Anto · Dallas

And if they ask how you know

I’m Anto, and I’m based in Dallas. I spent five years running the dealcoholization technology business in North America — I’ve seen exactly what heat does to a wine, which is why we don’t use it.

Texas gets this before the rest of the country does — that was never in question. Houston is a few hours down the road, close enough that I’m bringing these thirty myself rather than putting them on a truck. Cold, on a day that suits you, with my number on it.

— Anto Li Brizzi, founder · CLINQ ZERO, Texas

Still deciding?

Ask me anything before you pre-order — whether it’s the taste, the date, your address, or whether $168 is worth it for something you haven’t tried. Those are the questions I most want to answer.

[email protected]

It comes straight to me. I answer the same day.

How pre-ordering works

You’re booking a place in the first run.

  • Pre-orderYou pay today and your case is held. Thirty exist for Houston. Nothing ships from a warehouse — it comes in the car with me.
  • BottledBottled in Texas from our first run — the first CLINQ ZERO ever made.
  • DeliveredI drive down the week of October 19. I text you to pick a window, then bring it to your door cold.

What arrives

The case, and how it gets there.

The wineCalifornia Pinot Grigio. Dealcoholized without heat, then carbonated.
IngredientsDealcoholized fine wine. Carbonation. A hint of grape juice to balance the acidity. That’s the whole list.
The caseSix 750ml bottles of SPARKLING BLANC — enough for a table, not a taste test.
ChilledCold when it reaches you. Straight onto the table, or straight into the fridge.
WhereRiver Oaks, Memorial, West University, Bellaire, Tanglewood and Afton Oaks. No delivery charge.
WhenOrdered now, delivered the week of October 19. I’ll text you to pick a window.
How manyThirty cases for Houston, and no more. Once they’re ordered the Houston run closes.
Price$168 the case. $28 a bottle.

My guarantee

If it doesn’t earn its place on your table, tell me and I’ll make it right. You’ll have my number.

Before you pre-order

A few things people ask.

Am I buying something that exists yet?

Not yet — that’s the point. You’re pre-ordering one of thirty cases coming to Houston the week of October 19. Pre-ordering now is how you get one before they’re gone.

What does it taste like?

Like wine, because it starts as wine — a fine California Pinot Grigio. Green apple, pear, a lift of citrus, and a clean dry finish. The alcohol is the only thing we took out.

Is this actually wine?

Yes. It’s made as wine first, then the alcohol is removed and it’s carbonated. The statement of identity on the bottle is Dealcoholized Sparkling Wine.

Is it sweet?

No. Lower in calories and lower in sugar than traditional sparkling wine, because no sugar is added to cover a flat base.

Will it look right on the table?

That’s the point. A 750ml glass bottle with gold foil that you’d set down next to anything else you’d pour — not a can, not a wellness label.

What does chilled delivery mean?

The case leaves cold and arrives cold, by hand, in a cooler. It’s ready the moment it reaches you.

When exactly will it arrive?

The week of October 19. I’ll text you beforehand and you’ll pick the window.

Can I pre-order more than one case?

Yes. Change the quantity at checkout and they’ll come together.

Houston only

Yours before
it’s anyone’s.

Only 30 cases

Six bottles · Ordered now, delivered cold the week of October 19

Not this run

Then let me tell you when the next one opens.

These thirty go out the week of October 19. When the next Houston run opens — or when we come to Hunters Creek, Braeswood or the Heights — you’ll hear before it goes on the site.

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Not in Houston? We ship nationwide.

Only 30 cases

Six bottles, delivered cold — $168